Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Saturday Cartoons Hit The Big Screen, Drive Me Into Madness

Hm, a movie version of Garfield voiced by Bill Murray. Seems kind of lame, but it could be good, right?

Wow, this looks pretty bad. The CGI is lame and the biggest laugh in the trailer seems to be watching a rodent crap on the furniture. Eh, whatever.

Wait, what? None of the 7 people who watched the first one even liked it. And why did Bill Murray agree to do another one? I mean, he won't do another Ghostbusters but he'll do another fucking Garfield? I just don't get it.
Oh, now come on. There was absolutely nothing redeeming about the first movie. It's officially time to give this stuff a rest, guys.
Alright, assholes. I swear to God if you pull this shit one more time I'm going to shoot myself in the head.


  1. Agree! Further proof of de-evolution of the human race.

  2. Have you ever seen Zombieland? Best line of the movie: as Bill Murray is dying they ask do you have any regrets? His reply is, "No, well, maybe Garfield..."

  3. Haha yeah that was too good. I still just don't get how they got him to do it a second time.

  4. Ohhh, now you had to go a remind me that the only one of these 'movies' I've seen in Garfield and up until now I'd forgotten how horrible the experience was.

  5. Heheh you're welcome. I'm happy to say I've never seen any of the above movies.