Everybody Sucks But Me, Day 1: You're Invited To Suck At Your Job

I realized I've been a little lax in my posting over the past week, and in that time I've had plenty of chances to notice how pissed off everybody makes me. Therefore, I've decided to let it all out over the next five days in waves of unmitigated word vomit.

For Day 1, I would like to address the fine people of La Bella Couture Designs, who have officially screwed the pooch on Mrs. Grump to Be and my wedding invitations. After two months of trying to see a sample invitation (after paying the deposit, mind you) and being ignored, condescendingly placated, and eventually told to take our money back, I would like to extend you an invitation of my own (click the box below to view).