Actually, I've got some theories about how he wound up in this cameo. In fact, I've got ten of them. So I thought what better way to tell you about them than with some special guests.
David Letterman: Well, well. This may be a new low. Now I'm stuck doing guest spots on some lame blogger's website. Oh well, it still beats NBC.
Paul Shaffer: Ha HAAAAA! That's too good Dave! David Letterman: Thank you, sir. Now, what have we got here...ah yes, "The Top 10 Reasons That Hugh Laurie Did Spice World."
Paul Shaffer: Hoo boy, this should be great!
*plays a few obnoxious sounding lines on the piano*
Letterman: So here we go.
Number 10...He needed money to cover the $400,000 in back taxes that the IRS claims he owed,ignoring the fact that he lived and worked in England.
Number 9... Famed Poirot actor David Suchet told him about a "really unique opportunity" to play a new take on the character.
Number 8...Posh Spice agreed to have sex with him.
Number 7...Sporty Spice agreed to not have sex with him.
Shaffer: Hey now, I'd totally do Sporty Spice.
*plays a few sleazy sounding lines on the piano*
Letterman: Yeah well you'd be willing to do anyone willing to have sex with someone who looks like a walking penis with dwarfism. What's next?
Number 6...He found out that Stephen Fry was doing a cameo, and he couldn't bear to let him ruin his career alone.
Number 5... He was performing some kind of a delayed hazing ritual for alma mater Cambridge University.
Number 4...On the set of A Bit of Fry and Laurie, he accidentally slammed his balls in a car door and claimed to director Bob Spiers that there was no more painful an experience to be found on Earth. After a mere 2 years, Spiers found a way to prove him wrong.
Number 3...He was told that this would be his gateway to a role in a big budget US movie. Unfortunately, that film was Stuart Little.
Number 2...He wanted to give loser blog writers something to bust his balls about.
Shaffer: Just like this blog right? Ha HAAAAAAA!
*tries to play a few intelligent sounding lines on piano, but they just wind up sounding obnoxious and sleazy*
Letterman: Yeah, Paul. That's swell. Just put your head down on the piano would ya? And now, the number one reason why Hugh Laurie agreed to be in Spice World....
I dunno, maybe he's just a fan of the Spice Girls.
Post Spice? How low does the National British Postal Service have to stoop to prove they're still relevant?
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